A Message From
ittoldem.com
Maison · Détroit — East Side
Break the Piñata.
Leave a Message.
The house takes commissions and consultations — security audits, user interface audits, website builds, and custom apparel. There is one small house rule before the message form is yours: you have to break the piñata open. Six good swings should do it.
House forecast — rain over Universe City tonight: cement wet, skyline lit, piñata hung. The photograph below was taken by hand, in the weather. The message inside stays dry.
Universe City · Rain or Shine · Handle With Enthusiasm
The piñata is hung and waiting. Take a swing.
Tap the piñata itself, use the button, or focus the piñata and press Enter.
The Prize Inside
You broke it open — now leave your message.
Tell the house what you need. Be honest about where this goes: this page has no inbox of its own yet, so when you pack your message you get three honest ways to deliver it — open it in your email app, copy it and paste it anywhere, or send it yourself to Orders@ittoldem.com. Nothing leaves this page until you choose one.
Packed Like Candy
Your message is ready to fly.
It is packed below, word for word. Nothing has been sent — pick how it travels:
Or skip both buttons: take the packed message below and send it yourself to Orders@ittoldem.com from any mail or chat app you like.
Small Print From the House
The piñata is a house tradition. It is hung fresh for every visitor, stuffed with exactly one message form, and — the record is clear on this — it has never once survived six honest swings. The rain in the photograph is Universe City rain; it falls on the just and the unjust alike, but only the ones who swing get candy.
Builders build. Creativity shouldn't have a ceiling. ITT TOLD'EM is an independent design house on Detroit's East Side — clothing, worlds, websites, and the occasional audit, all made under one roof. We built the house. Now we tell 'em.
ittoldem.com
We Built the House. Now We Tell 'Em.
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